Trump Hotel...Coming in 2016

Donald Trump and team are opening a hotel in 2016 in Washington, DC. It's not his first. He has successes and failures from LA to Chicago to New York. The city is no surprise. Washington, DC, being a hub for international trade and politics. But the location, a rehabbed colonial library within blocks of the white house, is sort of weird coincidence. Imagine - Donald Trump's gaudy branding on the hotel hosting summits and banquets for foreign guests of the newly sworn president. If he can rehab an old library in a year, he can definitely build a wall to Mexico. If this place looks as beautiful in person as it does on paper, I'm voting Trump. Among other reasons, this guy has clearly got the right vision for building. That translates. If America, is a house, he is the person to lead it. Clearly. But it seems his republican puppet masters are upset with the riling of the base to gain popularity (what you mad son?). The debates are here, and he is in the top 10, so we will see if he can stand his own in a room full of assholes vying to be the biggest shit.

Let's not forget about Hillary. She's fighting everything every which way right about now, from Benghazi to EmailGate or ServerGate to Bill Clinton shit from 93. If anybody dies in office, it will be Hillary. The bitch has got to be tired by now. And to make matters worse, she is spending her weekends at Bernie's instead of hanging out and wooing the republicans on the fence/voting with ovaries. This is going to be a hell of a democratic primary. There was a rumor going that Trump was a Democratic plant, due to the close history with the Clinton's. If anybody is a plant, it's Bernie Sanders. He's the white guy from Vermont? with no idea that #blackLivesmatter so he definitely watches Fox News. His policies are so socialist, no flag bearing true American from the real 'Murika could vote for him.  But some liberals will and that will divide the socialists and the corporate democrats down the middle. Maybe Clinton could even lose. There's a plant alright = Bernie.

So how does it all end? Donald Trump inauguration the same night he cuts the ribbon to his latest Trump Plaza. Bernie or Hillary? Who cares! Nobody is stopping the Trump man. Book your rooms now!!!!

Trump International Hotel, Washington D.C. will also feature the following services and amenities:
  • 24-hour concierge
  • 24-hour in-room dining
  • Casual and formal restaurants
  • CafĂ©
  • Bar & Lounge
  • Curated museum
  • Exhibition gallery
  • Library
  • Indoor and outdoor gardens
  • World-class spa
  • Private health club
  • 39,000 square feet of meetings and events space
  • Wireless high-speed Internet
  • TRUMP CARD Privileges Program